Wednesday, February 27, 2008

This cheeseburger is delicious

I really couldn't ask for anything more from it. It is one hundred percent satisfying. I am eating it at a rate that is I think slightly socially unacceptable, especially since my place of consumption is this quiet computer lab filled with diligent art students.
During that last bite, I thought about my cheeseburger, nature can be such a delicious wonder before I realized that cheeseburgers aren't really part of nature. I lied about the art students, I was alone in here, but I put that because I thought it would be less appropriate to devour a cheeseburger in a full lab than an empty one. I think empty is funnier though, so picture me: here in this deserted lab, typing quietly, putting this cheeseburger DOWN. It is very poetic.

I just interacted with a girl wearing a miniskirt. Checking weather...16 degrees. That's pretty intense.

I think I'll start making life decisions after spring break. Like applying for a job, to work for a living. Sounds boring, I know, but it seems to be the trend (or one of two, and compiling more student loans sounds...unwise) so I'm going with it. I want an office job with a social aspect, an organizational and supportive position with daily work and ongoing projects. I want to learn about my office's department, know everything it does and will ever deal with, and eventually rule the thing. Simple. Oh, except I want there to be stilettos.

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